Sexy Legs Crusty Feet
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By Mad Red Woman
Published on 19-Nov-08
Heels, pumps, shoes! I love shoes, love love love them but sadly, they don't love me. Ladies, you know what I'm talking about...Why the HELL are high heels so dyamn uncomfortable?! There is nothing that gets me angrier than seeing a hotta hotta pair of heels and then trying them on only to find that they cut off the circulation to my big or small toe.
Ladies, why do you put yourselves through this? You know the shoes are uncomfortable yet you still buy them anyway..."They jus need to be stretched". Yeah right. Honey, no stretching or praying in the world will make that shoe wearable. They are what I like to call the "Cinderella Shoe Syndrome". One can walk comfortably for 5 minutes in these shoes and strut into a room like the hottest gyal ever but after the clock strikes 5 minutes...a subtle stinging pain sets in...a tingling actually because yuh foot is about to get swell to the size of a pumpkin! You are immediately forced to seek solace in the corner of a room, a seat, or back in your friend's car.
Yes, your legs look fierce in these shoes and jack up your booty defying all gravity but now you have fugly feet. Bunions, calluses, hammertoes! UGH! Is this worth the risk? And for the record, just because they cost alot or are name brand doesn't mean that they are comfy...I know a girl who has a pair of shoes costing over $1,000US and those are the worst things I have ever put on my feet. I don't know how the strippers do it! I mean I would give them a dollar soley based on the fact that they are putting their feet through torture. Fellas, remember this next time you see a lady of the evening in a strip club and give the woman a likkle dolla, she's workin hard and sacrificing she feet!
Why not wear a nice comfy wedge? I do and I doh care about nothing! I'd rather have nice shapely feet than witches toes covered in boils and ting. If you see me in heels, know that I was either forced into the situation or I really really wanted to make an impression on someone that evening because me nah riskin meh pretty feet fuh nothin!
Are wearing uncomfy heels really worth it? Discuss...
-Mad Red Woman
Heels, pumps, sparkly, high, beautiful shoes! I love shoes, love love love them but sadly, they don't love me. Ladies, you know what I'm talking about...Why the HELL are high heels so dyamn uncomfortable?! There is nothing that gets me angrier than seeing a hotta hotta pair of heels and then trying them on only to find that they cut off the circulation to my big or ...
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Heels, pumps, shoes! I love shoes, love love love them but sadly, they don't love me. Ladies, you know what I'm talking about...Why the HELL are high heels so dyamn uncomfortable?! There is nothing that gets me angrier than seeing a hotta hotta pair of heels and then trying them on only to find that they cut off the circulation to my big or small toe.Ladies, why do you put yourselves through this? You know the shoes are uncomfortable yet you still buy them anyway..."They jus need to be stretched". Yeah right. Honey, no stretching or praying in the world will make that shoe wearable. They are what I like to call the "Cinderella Shoe Syndrome". One can walk comfortably for 5 minutes in these shoes and strut into a room like the hottest gyal ever but after the clock strikes 5 minutes...a subtle stinging pain sets in...a tingling actually because yuh foot is about to get swell to the size of a pumpkin! You are immediately forced to seek solace in the corner of a room, a seat, or back in your friend's car.
Yes, your legs look fierce in these shoes and jack up your booty defying all gravity but now you have fugly feet. Bunions, calluses, hammertoes! UGH! Is this worth the risk? And for the record, just because they cost alot or are name brand doesn't mean that they are comfy...I know a girl who has a pair of shoes costing over $1,000US and those are the worst things I have ever put on my feet. I don't know how the strippers do it! I mean I would give them a dollar soley based on the fact that they are putting their feet through torture. Fellas, remember this next time you see a lady of the evening in a strip club and give the woman a likkle dolla, she's workin hard and sacrificing she feet!
Why not wear a nice comfy wedge? I do and I doh care about nothing! I'd rather have nice shapely feet than witches toes covered in boils and ting. If you see me in heels, know that I was either forced into the situation or I really really wanted to make an impression on someone that evening because me nah riskin meh pretty feet fuh nothin!
Are wearing uncomfy heels really worth it? Discuss...
-Mad Red Woman