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Ask Dr. Ram Dass: A boy I'm interested in is hot like fyah but so is his breath. I really like him but I cyah deal wit dat fuh long! What should I do?
- By Jevan aka Dr. Ram Dass
- Published 18-Nov-08
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Dear Dr. Ram Dass,
A boy I'm interested in is hot like fyah but so is his breath. I really like him but I cyah deal wit dat fuh long! What should I do?
Signed,
Miss Doh Want Hot Breath
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Dear Miss Doh Want Hot Breath,
What you are experiencing is known by several names: persistent bad breath, foul breath, smelly mouth, dragon breath, halitosis or morning breath. Sounds like you are coping with the problem. For your benefit I hope that your senses do not become numb to this labass mouth. I will have you know that from my experiences, I have found that anything that smelling rancid is generally rottening. Worst yet, if you can't see it, it mean is from de inside.
I had meet a young lady once. Thing to make man want to go Maharaj and Sons Jewelry and spend big dollars. She had a similar problem, she also created a smell, except hers snuck out from the rear. Two days in a row was enough for me to figure out that it wasn't what she ate that day or the day before. Needless to say, I had to tell her that my cousin in South had fall down real bad on his BMX (he actually would have fallen off his BMX, but you know what I mean) and I had to go spend time with him. "Probably going to tie me up for quite sometime, so I not going to be able to see you for a while."
So there's good news, and of course bad news.... The good news is that in general bad breath is caused by some dental condition that can be cured by seeing a dentist and brushing your teeth plenty. This means that you don't have to find another man unless you like more than one at a time and also of benefit is that you know what your current issue is with this man.
They say hygene is personal, but a lack of is public. I suggest that you find someone more considerate of de environment.
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2 Responses to "Ask Dr. Ram Dass: A boy I'm interested in is hot like fyah but so is his breath. I really like him but I cyah deal wit dat fuh long! What should I do?"
said this on 18 Nov 2008 9:52:15 AM UTC
Dr Ram Dass,
What an article. People generally avoid topics like this but this is so true. The worse thing is to meet a F.A.W. (Fine Arse Woman) and de mouth smelling like she just wake up, but it's like 9:00 pm in de nite. WTF... What do u do, offer her gum and if she says no say " Really have one, or actually de whole pack" or make up a joke about when yuh met a really nice girl and she had bad breath. You think she will take de hint.....LOL What about if a guy or girl meets someone with really bad GAS !!!! LOL |
said this on 09 Jan 2009 5:18:05 AM UTC
I had a similiar experience....... the funny thing though is those are the close talker. LOL ......And on top of that he just touching me and breaking on he self.....yea seriously.....how does that happen to a man?????...... I tired to be nice about it but eventually had to let him know he got major issues on hand via an email.
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