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The Beauty Of Chastity Jeans
- By Mad Red Woman
- Published 06-Nov-08
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Chastity Jeans are defined as "pants that are so tight that it's a miracle you got into them and it will be an even bigger miracle if you can get out of them". These pants are very good for going out to fetes where yuh doh trust yourself around a certain someone or if yuh just want to give the illusion that you are svelter than you actually are.
I never used to be an advocate for these until I tried a pair on and liked what I saw. Gorgeous, hotta hot boot cuts with jus a likkle tear here and there on the knees perfectly nice pair of chastity jeans. If you could have seen me in the fitting room jumping into these jeans and struggling to get the zipper and button done! But when I got into them and looked in the mirror...ahhhh, now there was a good looking woman!
So I broke down and bought them and hurried home to look at myself once again in the mirror. I recently wore this ting to a fete and got complimented on how they fit me. "Gyal, yuh lose weight?" "Where yuh been hidin that bamsie?". I have to say I was feeling reeaaaaal nice but then the music started to play...and my hips started to move...and my bam bam went numb! I discovered three things that night...
1. You can't sit down when you wear Chastity Jeans
2. You can't whine in them because your bam goes numb and then you don't realize you're dancing with a Snaggletooth*!
3. Eating or drinking while in Chastity Jeans results in an overflow of muffin top belly and possible seam splits.
Ladies, have you fallen victim to Chastity Jeans or a Chastity Dress? I know you have. It's ok to admit it. :-) Is it worth going through to achieve that nice look? Discuss.
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2 Responses to "The Beauty Of Chastity Jeans"
said this on 06 Nov 2008 1:58:48 PM UTC
Hahahahahah!! Mad woman you is a rhel mad asssss! But seriously though. I too fell victim to the chastity and I never made it out of the house! My bam etc. went numb while applying makeup! Defintely not worth it. The chastity dress... definitely... but only if yuh posin at a cocktail party!! ;-)
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said this on 11 Nov 2008 10:44:50 AM UTC
I ain't a fan of the chastity jeans because we all know depending on how much body you trying to hide in that jeans the opposite occur - you end up spilling over on top the jeans. The chastity dress however - HELLZ YEAH - especially if it is black in color :)
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