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Hey Juicers! Secrets tonight! Long time we haven't been so we were in good spirits to go. Well, you all know the story of parking anywhere in Brooklyn... pressha ... not to mention Secrets is fabulous; the neighborhood, mmmmmm not so much.

Bam! We in like flynn, but of course there was some talk about coat check. We don't like coat check... but hey, rules are rules. On the inside we were greeted by the Guinness girls. Yes fellas, you heard right... there were two foine females serving up free Guinness!!! Hey allyuh done know I like my vodka and we've never really discussed beer, but Guinness is right up my alley!

The DJ's, Anonymous, Back to Basics, The Incredibles and of course the host with the most, DJ Spice had everyone singing and wining and jumping!!! Wheeyy!!! Fete was in full swing! It took a lil' long to get your drink on at the bar, but hey the place was kina ram. Thanks Spice... it was nuff niceness. Even I got lost in a sweet reggae session.

Ok. Ladies, ammmm... wha de foosa? Clearly some of you don't have mirrors, dressed in the dark or have lifetime subscriptions to Ghetto Vogue. Ah mean c'mon... pleeeeaaaassseee watch Tyra Banks. You could learn a thing or plenty! Don't duck... we done see yuh already!!! No offense, wear your size... if you're not sure about how it looks, then don't wear it and don't listen to your girlfriend because she just wants to show you up anyway! Hold on.... and don't even think about repeating this offense...
wait...
wait... I'm about to go in...
ok... DOH LEAVE DE FETE TO GO AND GET BEDROOM SLIPPERS TO COME BACK EEN DE FETE WID IT ON YUH FOOT!!! NAH! NO EH!!!

Ladies, I'm just saying! Have some sort of decorum and deportment for goodness sake. Fellas, most of you all did good. Keep it up.

Thanks to DJ Spice again. Great Music, great crowd...as always it was great. Did I say great!

Peace, Rae aka Le Petite Juice